My new actress friends said these were the best cookies they'd ever had. Now...they're not the best cookies I'VE ever had, but I have a
pretty high bar. Like...cookies are sorta my thing. They're my boo. My bae, if you will.
Speaking of bae...um...I'm officially at that age where I don't understand the slang the teens are using. It makes no sense. Like, apparently bae used to stand for "before anyone else" but now it's also an adjective? Like "that skirt is so bae!" "Tbh I think you're bae <3" etc. Kids today. *snort* that's not even the worst of it! Being around my teenaged cousins is just reeeeally driving home the fact that I am SO not that age anymore. And when I was we didn't have such a weird language. Like...I didn't even have texting yet.
But I digress.
I had a bunch of my
beloved salted caramel sauce just aching to be used in
another recipe and when I saw I had bookmarked (like..ages ago) a recipe for Salted Caramel Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies I was like "Well...yeah. That's gonna happen."
And so I made some giant cookies with salted caramel mixed in. And they turned out sturdy yet gooey and full of salty and sweet goodness. They were great. An awesome chocolate chip cookie recipe.
BUT....I didn't taste the caramel. Which bummed me out. Perhaps the caramel added to the texture and gave them a bit of extra caramelized flavor but for some reason my brain had expected more
caramel. But this was my brain's bad. Its expectations were unrealistic and these cookies are not to be faulted for such things!
Michael fully agreed that these cookies were awesome. He happily stated that they weren't falling apart the way, apparently, many of my cookies do (they do
not). And they found their way into my adorable case worker's lunch for a few days. And they were MY lunch for a couple days too.
That's nutritious...yeah?
So, here's the moral of this cookie story:
These cookies are tasty.
They're yummy.
And nummy.
BUT...don't waste your beloved salted caramel sauce on them. Or perhaps just buy any old caramel sauce to throw in. All I know is I just wish I had more of my homemade sauce left....to just spoon into my mouth.
*sniffle* Cookie...you were great. I just wish my caramel hadn't had to perish for you to liiiive.*
overdramaaaatic
Eat yo'self some cookies, and don't mind the little drama queen that is moi.